There are medicines and syrups,
Poultices and pills,
Rubs, wraps and remedies,
To cure your aches and ills.

Some are quite effective,Some are only fair,
But the finest tonic known to man
Is Tender Loving Care!

For: New-born babes or seniors,
The Righteous, Rich or Poor,
A daily dose of T.L.C
Is an amazing cure.

Use Liberally and often,
In sickness, health or strife,
Be a user and a pusher
The rest of your life!

(Sandy Grunow, 1995)